Thursday, October 12, 2006

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At first, they became fast friends and discussed their experiences, comparing and contrasting Yankton and Chicago. Dan's big city air of superiority soon miffed the ever patient Julie. "He'll be out of our hair soon", she thought wistfully as Dan rambled on an on about how big and great he thought Chicago was and how if her and Ben ever came to visit they should call him up and if he was back he would show them around his city.
“What a complete ass. And his clothes are filthy. Doesn’t this pig ever shave, I mean, yesterday he had this string of cheese from something he ate that was like, all hard and hanging from his beard, which you can totally tell he impresses himself with ‘cause he’s always rubbing his chin. I think he just looks like some …idiot.”
“…So then it looked at me and, well, back in the city we just don’t have wild turk…” Continued Dan as Julie struggled to pay attention to the babbling brook of nonsense that bubbled out of his mouth.
“What’s the deal with the stupid wild turkeys he’s alllllllways talking about. I‘ve seen hundreds of wild turkeys and none of ‘em had an “evil” or “cursed” look about ‘em.” She thought. “What a coward. My Grandfather raised wild turkeys and they always behaved like anything else on the farm, cows, sheep. He keeps turning it into a religious thing which is also starting to creep me out. I wish he would just leave, or, better yet, when he goes riding his fancy bike around town I hope he falls and has a terrible accident. That’s what he deserves. He thinks he’s Craig Armstrong or something. I seriously wish he would just leave.”
“…nd then I saw a river with a boat… and a tree that had leaves… and met these people who did this thing… and at the next place there was this-.” She cut him off out loud this time with no small annoyance in her tone as she rubbed her cigarette out under the table, twisting her wrist and pushing up as if she was savagely twisting a knife blade around inside someone’s gut. “You know I should really go back in the office, I have a lot of work to do.” She got up and walked into the office and checked the guest log to see when he would be checking out.

6 Comments:

Blogger MichaelSneed said...

Okay Frank.
FRANK
(to Jeffrey)
What kinda beer do you like?
JEFFREY
(just says it)Heineken.
FRANk: FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Frank Black said...

!!!(referring to Ben) This
is the suavest guy I know. look at you. You're one beautiful fucker, Ben. I love this jacket and that cigarette holder of yours. shit, that is too fuckin' much. Where's those glasses. this beer's gonna get too warm. I can't stand fuckin' warm beer. it makes me puke.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Todd Stroger said...

We are in a beautiful park. Slowly we move down and a little hat with a
propeller comes into view. The hat is on the head of a small child who is
dancing slowly toward Dorothy. She is laughing. When the boy gets within
arms reach they embrace. We move close to Dorothy's smiling face. Tears
of happiness come into her eyes, but there is still a distant look as we
hear Bobby Vinton sing the last lines of his song.

"and I still can see Blue Velvet through
my tears."

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Dr Fill said...

Oh shut up and move on. There are a lot of people that don't deserve to accompany us on our life's journey...

did you nail her like the jorts guy?

yummy

7:44 PM  
Blogger MissK said...

It would be just a bit scarrier if you didn't have Kool-Aid and Flowers on the computer behind you. You need blood and guts as the background and Bear urine in a cup for ME to be afraid....punk

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Marshall Applewhite said...

MissK nice "eyes"! Flowers and Pink Kool-Aid - damn even Jim Jones didn't use pink Kool-Aid! However, I think the Heaven's Gate 1110000111000er's did so put your black-and-white Nike sneakers and purple armband on and lay on your cot bitch - the ships a comin for ta carry ya home!!!!!

3:23 PM  

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